so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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