Just mADE A PArabola og urine
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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