I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
