I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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