I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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