it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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