You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
