I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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