It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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