god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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