Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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