I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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