I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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