Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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