Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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