The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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