Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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