dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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