it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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