Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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