Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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