dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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