On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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