What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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