Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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