I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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