we made out on top of his cat.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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