okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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