Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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