remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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