One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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