I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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