its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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