i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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