I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Randomize
