I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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