ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He kissed a someone with a penis
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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