My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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