Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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