Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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