I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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