Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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