just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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