I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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