Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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