Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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