Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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