Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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