Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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