there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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