Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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