you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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