and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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