weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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