Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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